• Jake says:
• Alan just walked in here and he is drunk as hell.
• Jake says:
• He pointed at an empty bowl on the floor and started laughing hysterically.
• Jake says:
• "You're gonna fall over forward, Alan."
• "Nah, nah, this wall is holding me up."
• "I love this wall, it's a nice wall."
• "*laugh hysterically* GOOD WALL."
• Jake says:
• "Do you want a cup of tea, Alan?"
• "NOOOOOOOO!"
• "I WANT FOOOOOOOOD."
• Jake says:
• He thinks he's invisible.
• He waved his hands at me and said
• "I'm crouching dragon hidden tiger
• Jake says:
• He just shook my hand and said
• "pleased to meet you, I'm Hank"
• And asked me if I moved the floor.
• Then he looked at his shoes and said
• WOW I HAVE FEET.
• Then pointed at my laptop cable with the blue light and said
• JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Sunday Sep 9 @ 07:49pm